Inerrant Lie #2

Another lie from "God's ineffable, inerrant word":

Are there lies in "God's inerrant word?" Considering the uberfascist, Christ- murdering “thieves and robbers” who wrote it, would it be "inerrant" if there were none? You don't expect the Devil to tell the truth, do you? Why would his children [John 8:44 & 56] be more truthful than he? Isn't it far more likely the children of the Devil are less- truthful than their father?

For instance, an "angel of the Lord [Genesis 22:2]," lies in calling Isaac "[Abe's] only son," a lie retold in Hebrews 11:17 where the writer thereof calls him Abe's "only begotten son," at once rendering the lie more messianic and more laughable than the angel's deception in Genesis.

Isaac was not Abe's only son. Isaac was Sarah's only son. Ishmael (Abe's firstborn by Hagar, his second wife) was thirteen years old when Isaac was born of Sarah, Abe's first wife. Ishmael was not only born before Isaac: he was also circumcised before Isaac was born. It's just patently false to say Isaac was Abe's only son, yet "God's ineffable, inerrant word" does so twice. That's an adamant lie. From "'God's' ineffable, inerrant word."

Was Abe “dragged- out” in Sarah's dress, jewels, and do- me pumps when "that God" made his Crucify- Your- Christ- on-  Calvary deal with “the father of us all?” That would explain everything in Genesis 22.