Inerrant Lie #30

Another lie from "God's ineffable, inerrant word":

Toward the end of his 'triumphal' account of 'holy land' conquest, 'Superman' Joshua tells a whopper which was a lie before he told it; a lie when he told it; and has been a lie ever since; and nothing but a lie. Given the insatiable desire of Jews to 'possess' people as heirlooms: I don't know how it ever could be true.

Joshua writes: "43 And the LORD gave unto Israel all the land which he sware to give unto their fathers; and they possessed it, and dwelt therein. 44 And the LORD gave them rest round about, according to all that he sware unto their fathers: and there stood not a man of all their enemies before them; the LORD delivered all their enemies into their hand. 45 There failed not ought of any good thing which the LORD had spoken unto the house of Israel; all came to pass [Joshua 21:43- 45]." This in spite of Gibeon [Joshua 9 & 10], and all other 'facts of life.'

To see how patently false this claim is, we need look no further than the beginning of the next book in the canon. In Judges, an event-- which occurred in Shiloh before the death of Joshua and to which he was a witness-- is recorded and memorialized by the name of "Bochim."

"1 And an angel of the LORD came up from Gilgal to Bochim, and said, I made you to go up out of Egypt, and have brought you unto the land which I sware unto your fathers; and I said, I will never break my covenant with you. 2 And ye shall make no league with the inhabitants of this land; ye shall throw down their altars: but ye have not obeyed my voice: why have ye done this? 3 Wherefore I also said, I will not drive them out from before you; but they shall be as thorns in your sides, and their gods shall be a snare unto you [Judges 2:1- 3]."

Thus commences one of the greatest 'wrestling matches' in the history of the world: one which is still ongoing; and may only be decided by the 'abominable' desolation of all the 'handy' tribes of all the 'handy' sons of 'Handy Dick-Skinner' Abe. At least the slavery of 'apostolic succession' will finally be over, and we'll all know how high the price for getting one's own way with God is. Praise God for the devil and his children [John 8:44].

If 'Josh the Conqueror' had been an honest man, Joshua 21:43 - 45 would have read something more like, "Judah has taken possession of all the land they can hold. Now it's every tribe for itself. Ya'll go fuck yourselves, now. We'll let you know if Judah needs any help keeping what they've possessed. 'God bless.'" He was obviously not an honest man.