Showing posts with label apostles. Show all posts
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Friday, October 18, 2024

Inerrant Lie #82

Another lie from "God's ineffable, inerrant word":

In the tenth chapter of the book of Acts, the apostle Peter tells a lie about his dining habits at least once– probably three times– according to the apostle Luke, who wrote the book of Acts.

Luke tells us (in the book of Acts) that, while Peter was on the rooftop praying one day, he (Peter) saw a vision and heard a voice speaking to him. Luke writes that, while entranced, Peter “saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: 12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. 13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat [Acts 10:11 - 13].” In response to this imperative, Peter tells a lie, according to Luke.

“But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean [Acts 10:14].” According to the text of Acts 10, this exchange occurred three times. Whether or not Peter told the same lie thrice is left to the reader to discern. Nonetheless, according to earlier passages in the book of Acts, it was a lie every time it came out of Peter’s mouth that day.

In the second book of Acts, we are informed that immediately after Pentecost (which was the beginning of the churches of Christ) “all that believed were together, and had all things common; 45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need. 46 And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart [Acts 2:44 - 46].” Food played no small role in this commonality of all things, as verse 46 of Acts 2 clearly verifies.

In the fourth chapter of Acts, this commonality of all things is reiterated, and by virtue of reiteration, reinforced when Luke writes again: “And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common [Acts 4:32].” It's worth noting that Peter was considered by all present to be the chief apostle at the time of this commonality, or communism.

Luke further describes the breaking of bread as key in the early communal church in his account of the martyrdom of Stephen. This martyrdom likewise occurred before Peter's rooftop menu conference with the cornucopia of creeping things and the voice of the Lord.

In Acts 6, one of the earliest schisms in church history is recorded. This schism occurred before the apostle Peter first proselytized Gentiles, so it would seem that when Luke speaks of “Grecians” in Acts 6, it is in regard of Jews who have resided in Greece. Be that as it may, the text of the first verse of chapter 6 informs that the commonality of all things wasn't as pervasive in the communal church as chapters 2 and 4 suggest it was. The Hebrew Christians were starving the Christian widows of Greece in what the apostle Luke refers to as “the daily ministration,” or the daily ministry.

When the complaints of the Grecians reach the new Dirty Dozen (the eleven disciples and Matthias), their response to the rift is to say: “It is not reason that we should leave the word of God, and serve tables. 3 Wherefore, brethren, look ye out among you seven men of honest report, full of the Holy Ghost and wisdom, whom we may appoint over this business 4 But we will give ourselves continually to prayer, and to the ministry of the word [Acts 6:2 - 4].”

Pursuant to this word from the apostles, seven men were anointed to wait tables in the Christian commune. Whether or not Stephen’s martyrdom was the product of a conspiracy of greedy Hebrew Christians, it is a short trip of only three verses from Stephen's induction into the church ministry to the conspiracy which killed him.

Given that the breaking of common bread was (and frankly is) of such prominent concern to the church over which the apostle Peter presided, it seems disingenuous of Peter to blithely declare (after the martyrdom of Stephen, no less) “I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean” as he did on the rooftop of the tanner Simon, according to the apostle Luke, in Acts chapter 10. However, regardless of whether Peter so lied on purpose or not, the ‘Holy Bible' bears the inconsistency of his purported word, and that's another lie from the Book of books.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Inerrant Lie #6

Another lie from "God's ineffable, inerrant word":

This lie occurs in regards to the calling of the apostles Andrew and Peter into Jesus' discipleship.

Matthew 4:18- 20 recounts their calling this way: "And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers. And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. And they straightway left their nets, and followed him."

Mark 1:16- 20 records the event exactly as Matthew 4; while Luke 5:1- 11 records the event similarly only inasmuch as Luke says it occurred near water, ships, and nets: though all other particulars-- including the name by which the body of water where it occurred is referred to; what the brothers were doing with the nets; and the roll the ships played-- are completely otherwise: according to Luke.

John (the Divine; not the Baptist) on the other hand, records the event thusly: "Again the next day after John [the Baptist] stood, and two of his disciples; And looking upon Jesus as he walked, he saith, Behold the Lamb of God! And the two disciples [of John Baptist] heard him speak, and they followed Jesus... One of the two which heard John speak, and followed him, was Andrew, Simon Peter's brother. He first findeth his own brother Simon, and saith unto him, We have found the Messias, which is, being interpreted, the Christ [John 1:35- 37, 40, & 41]."

Clearly, at least one of these gospels is lying, if they all aren't.

Inerrant Lie #84

Another lie from “God’s ineffable, inerrant word”: In his first pastoral epistle to Timothy, the apostle “Paul” (Saul of Tarsus) writes to T...