Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Inerrant Lie #29

Another lie from "God's ineffable, inerrant word":

This one is, again, told by Moses, and it's glaringly obvious: as obvious as it is, say, that gay Jonnie's 'sweet psalmist' hubby Davey is the true "King of the Jews [Revelation 11:8]." In rehearsing their shared exploits on the east side of Jordan to the people he led out of Egypt, Moses says to them, "For only Og king of Bashan remained of the remnant of giants...[Deuteronomy 3:11a]."

This lie-- like the one told in Numbers 31:7 about having slain "all the males of Midian"-- comes back to take a huge bite out of the integrity of Jethro's "dumb ass [2 Peter 2:16b]," Moses. Everyone's at least heard of Goliath of Gath, and how Davey 'shot him down' with a pebble from a stream: being as the same Goliath brought a sword to a 'gunfight.' Yet even this wasn't the end of the giants Mighty Mo claims Og was.

Perhaps it is in interest of protecting the 'integrity' of that mighty 'god of Egypt [Exodus 7:1]' 'Moe Greene' that the scribe who recorded Davey's encounter with Goliath disdains to call the 'champion of the Philistines' a giant. However, this 'fig leaf [Genesis 3:7]' is likewise uncovered by posterity, when Davey goes to war with the Philistines years later.

In four separate battles with the Philistines, Davey's army encounters four sons of Goliath; and kills them. Of these encounters, 2 Samuel 21:22 says, "These four were born to the giant in Gath, and fell by the hand of David, and by the hand of his servants." See how some kings have "servants": not soldiers? At any rate, I know of no other 'prophet' in scripture who-- like Mighty Mo-- heralds the end of the giants. I guess he must've taught 'em.

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